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Joke of the Day

"""You think I'm immature? Well, you know what! Our relationship is-"" *holds up imaginary walky-talky* ""Chhh-over."""

"What kind of typewriters do vampires like? Blood type-writers."

"Knock, knock... .. Who's there? Buster Buster who? Buster cherry, where's ya daughter?"

"I wish I could just ""like"" a text message so I don't have to respond."

"Some people think that the way to a Mans Heart is through his Stomach... ...I think they're aiming a little high."

"My wife saw someone kill horses in Minecraft and she is making me build a Minecraft memorial for dead Minecraft animals."

"Let's play the lion and the lion tamer Open your mouth and I'll give you the meat"

"How do you know that Darth Vader isn't a black man underneath the mask? He claims to be your father. Edit: it's just a joke, not a dick. Don't take it so hard."

"I took an IQ test. The results were negative."

"If I'm going to be in your dreams tonight please let me know so I can stuff some socks down the front of my pants."