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Joke of the Day

"Knock, knock Knock Knock knock Knock knock knock Knock knock knock knock knock .... Knock knock knock knock knock Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock Who's there? Knock in his prime."

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"I am an obese man identifying as a skinny man... I am trans-fat."
"What do you say to your laces to make them go away? Shoo laces"
"Masturbation"
"[stands up in church] Okay I'm starting to think some of this stuff isn't true you guys."
"Fecophilia Man, fuck that shit."
"Why yes, YouTube, I *did* want to watch part 5 when part 2 ended. How did you know?"
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"If I come to your house and you say ""make yourself at home"", don't get mad when I take my pants off and drink your beer."
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