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Joke of the Day

"Apparently, if you jump out of a plane wearing parachute pants, it doesn't break your fall at all. But you can carry about a hundred combs."

"I made a joke XD What do you call it when a soldier gets laid? *Tactical Insertion.* What do you call it when a COD player gets laid? *Lies.*"

"Have you ever been to an Istanbul nightclub? I hear they're poppin' and a good place to get wasted!"

"How much does a dragon weigh? Wonton"

"I was named Chief Speaker at the Society of Introverts. Thank God no-one showed up."

"A woman and a duck walk into a bar. The bartender says, ""Where'd you get the pig."" The woman says, ""That's not a pig, that's a duck."" He says, ""I was talking to the duck."""

"What do you get if you cross a skunk and a boomerang? A smell that keeps coming back!"

"""It's not what it looks like,"" I say to the bunny noticing my slippers."

"I think ""dildo"" is an acceptable insult. Like I'd call you a dick, but you're not real enough."

"You know what a cubicle basically says? It says 'We don't think you're smart enough for an office,but we don't want you to look at anybody.'"