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Joke of the Day
"I don't know if I like my new haircut, but it will grow on me."
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"Whats a retarded person's favorite season? Autismn"
"If you're purchasing a Dollar Store pregnancy test, I think we both know you can't afford a positive."
"I wonder what my wife's favourite US state is. Maybe Alaska."
"Since women are shorter....are they more genetically suited to scrub the toilet? funny or not"
"I asked the waitress if she wanted a good tip and a quickie. She said: Just the tip."
"I kept unwrapping my present and it was the lamest gift ever. A cardboard tube."
"What do you call two guys above a window? Curt 'n Rod"
"Why didn't Hitler ever order a french dip? Because he hates au jus."
"What's the best way to organize your cakes, muffins, and hamburger buns? Alphabreadically!"