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Joke of the Day
"Impressing the McDonald's drive thru people with my music is always a top priority"
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"What happened to the dwarf who walked between a lady's legs? He got a clit around the ear and a flap on the face."
"Why do gay men hate Jesus? It took him three days to rise again."
"Water fountains are great for when I want to know what your building tastes like."
"Two nuns, a penguin, a man with a parrot on his shoulder and a giraffe walk into a bar The bartender says, ""What is this? Some kind of joke?"""
"Time is what keeps things from happening all at once. "
"No one cared about Cap'n Crunch when he was a Lieut'n'nt Com'nd'r"
"The mullet is a helmet for domestic violence."
"What did one saggy boob say to the other? We better perk up or somebody is going to think were nuts."
"Man found dead midway through masturbating Cause of death? A stroke"