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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a Harley and a hoover? The position of the dirtbag."

"You know instead of saying half a dozen you could just say 6, right?"

"Do you avoid clickbait properly? You don't"

"I love linguistics Its the only class where I can talk about vowel movements."

"Hillary Clinton is in the hospital... She is being treated for third degree Berns."

"My State of the Union I am from Illinois, but I also lived in Arizona for a while."

"What did the sphinx say? What did the sphinx say when he found out the pharaoh caught him up in a pyramid scheme? Egypt me!"

"I don't think we should call them ""bills."" Because Bill is a man's name and bills are fee mail."

"You gotta hand it to blind prostitutes Literally"

"According to the principle of the sandwich, if you put butter on both sides the sandwich will hang in the air."