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Joke of the Day
"I'm not racist! I have a colored TV."
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"Brother: How do you top a car ? Sister: Tep on the brake tupid."
"Procrastination is a dish best served tomorrow."
"Mac & Cheese doesn't contain many vitamins, so it's important you always eat a bunch of it."
"How does a physicist exercise? By pumping ion!"
"Top 3 screwdrivers: 1. Tool for turning screws 2. Vodka and orange juice 3. Method of Uber payment"
"My wife keeps complaining about her nine to five job... I must admit, 4:51 is a strange time to start work."
"What is the burning question on the mind of every dyslexic existentialist? Is there a dog?"
"""Laughter is the best medicine"" -doctor who failed med school"
"If a gay guy jumps on your back... do you leave him there, or do you beat him off?"