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Joke of the Day

"I'm not racist! I have a colored TV."

"Shit happens. Just flush the toilet and move on."

"When I die I want to go peacefully in my sleep, just like my grandfather.... ... Not screaming in terror like his passengers."

"I wonder how many husbands out there are frantically scribbling ""free hug coupons"" right now because they forget to get their wife a gift."

"What do you call a potato that's high? [A baked potato.](http://www.spudstravels.com/Travel%20Archive/Caribbean/Jamaica_images/Cannabis%20-%20close.jpg)"

"A jewish kid asks his dad for $5.... The Dad says, ""$4!? I don't have $3! What do you need $2 for??"

"I think im gonna be a comedian Coz my life is a joke :"")"

"I think Bran might actually know how to walk and is just faking it. He's always lying."

"We both want it. My lips part. His do, too. The tension pulsates. ""I'll take the one w/ sprinkles!"" And that's how I got the last one."

"You're not old until a teenager describes you as middle-aged."