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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the Crucifixion victims? They're screwed up."

"What do you call a bad circumcision? A rip off. (Da da tshhh)"

"What did one ISIS militant teacher say to their most successful student? You da bomb."

"I wanted to have sex with my girlfriend, but she was on her period... so I had to pull some strings."

"If the rapper Logic had an evil twin... His name would be Psycho-Logic."

"Test post pls ignore I TOLD U TO IGNORE IT"

"What do you do when an elephant comes in your window? You swim!"

"I had my first UFO experience this morning I walked into the kitchen and said to the missus ""Morning fat ass"". Next thing there were flying saucers coming at me from everywhere!"

"Never try to pay a Prostitute with Chocolate covered Ice Cream. Apparently, there ARE limits to what someone will do for a Klondike Bar."

"I couldn't find my mustache for a week It was right under my nose the entire time."