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Joke of the Day
"What are the man with no shoes say when he was forced to walk on broken glass? Fuck"
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"Who is the best drummer in the Beatles? It's between George, John and Paul... We all know it isn't Ringo"
"STAYCATION DAY 1: Filled the birdbath with Nescafe just to see the startled look on those vagrant House Finches."
"Want to hear a joke about Potassium? K."
"Two peanuts were walking down the road ...one was assaulted!"
"Did you hear about the mathematician who became a monk? One evening he was solving a trigonometric equation and then he saw a sine."
"A Jewish dilemma? Free ham"
"*pets a skeleton* u used to b a baby"
"My wife has a memory like an elephant I just wish she didn't look like one"
"That Allah guy sure is popular... I mean...His biggest fans are all dying to meet him."