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Joke of the Day
"What's the internal temperature of a Ton-Ton? Lukewarm."
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"ok be honest with me here. level with me a sec. mint choc chip ice cream. it's just cold toothpaste right. don't horseshit around with me"
"What' the bare minimum? One bear"
"When I ask for a threesome with you and your best friend, I am only joking... Unless the answer is yes... In which case, can I videotape it?"
"What do you do when you see a space man? Park your car in it man."
"Everyone...I've got Tom Jones syndrome.... I wouldn't say it's common, but it's not unusal."
"Give a man a fish & he'll probably stick his dick in it. Teach a man to fish & he'll just keep fucking the fish you gave him. Men are weird."
"Now that people with zodiac tattoos feel stupid, I'm waiting for China to change its alphabet and indians to start clubs instead of tribes."
"What do they pass around after dinner at Buckingham Palace? Under Eights."
"What is the hardest part of rollerblading? Telling your parents that you are gay. (I'm a terrible person.)"