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Joke of the Day
"What do they pass around after dinner at Buckingham Palace? Under Eights."
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"Don't break anybody's heart, they have only one........ Break their bones, they have 206."
"How much longer until we can get pets that are also wifi hotspots?"
"An Korean sees a gay Yu-Gi-Oh player And says "" you.... Gay ... Oh!"""
"Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Fish."
"Have you heard about the rioting in Baltimore? So far they've caused 4 million dollars in improvements."
"My neighbor introduced his wife to me as his better half. I returned the courtesy by introducing my wife to him as the lesser of two evils."
"Google+ is like the gym of social networking. We all join it, but nobody uses it."
"[writing own obituary before going to the zoo just in case] ""his hatred of lions was well known and dreamt of fighting one two of them"""
".@WebMD Should blood basically be cascading out of my nose when I look at the sun ?"