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Joke of the Day

"What is the hardest part of rollerblading? Telling your parents that you are gay. (I'm a terrible person.)"

"A guy walks into a bar... ouch"

"Every fight is a food fight.... .... when you're a cannibal."

"A man walks in to a bar... He said ouch"

"Don't tell me you love weddings, you love open bars."

"Apple pie isn't American unless you eat the whole thing in one sitting."

"How do you know when a woman is pregnant? She switches from Ragu to Prego."

"I may have Alzheimer's... ... but at least I don't have Alzheimer's!"

"[Having a problem with my iPhone] Me: *texting myself* Test Me: *replies* I have a girlfriend"

"Give a man a fish and chances are you won't be asked to be in charge of buying a gift ""from all of us"" anymore."