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Joke of the Day
"Everyone...I've got Tom Jones syndrome.... I wouldn't say it's common, but it's not unusal."
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"How does a spoiled rich girl change a lightbulb? She says, ""Daddy, I want a new apartment."""
"Patrick: ""Did you see my underwear?"" Mindy: ""No."" Patrick: ""Do you wanna?"""
"Giving birth? Passing a gallstone? Monica Seles tennis match? Possible scenarios from sounds emitted from chic on elliptical next to me"
"Somebody finally wrote a book about clock fetishes It's about fucking time."
"Q: Why was the broom late? A: Because he overswept."
"as a lad i often drew 2 adjacent circles in a crude attempt to portray an Ass. ive since matured and only draw asses of the utmost precision"
"The term ""Every 60 second in Africa..."" is stupid Everyone knows Africains don't get seconds. They're lucky if they get a single serving."
"I found some dressing in my fridge that expires on 12-21-2012.... It's called Mayanaisse...."
"Who's Bill Cosby's favourite Disney princess? Sleeping Beauty"