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Joke of the Day

"Give a man a fish & he'll probably stick his dick in it. Teach a man to fish & he'll just keep fucking the fish you gave him. Men are weird."

"What do you call someone from Zimbabwe holding a bottle cap in their hand? A trillionaire."

"What did the egg say to the boiling water? You expect me to get hard so fast, I just got laid!"

"You and a friend Jack go horse back riding. Jack is short and cannot get off his Horse. Would You help Jack Off His Horse!!??"

"The average person has sex 89 times a year It's gunna be one hell of a week for me."

"Just had too much fun with a woman who lost her son named ""Marco"" in the supermarket just now."

"A dance club by night and coffee house by day, called Bump and Grind."

"If you love someone, let them go. If they don't come back, get a dog."

"If you ever feeling worthless, just remember that Gotham City has a police department."

"""Dear Diary, the ugly woman at the bank cut in front of me today."" Woman: ""EXCUSE ME?!"" [whispers]""Dear Diary, I think she can hear me."""