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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Donald Trump and a bucket of shit? The Bucket"

"I tried looking for cover versions of Milli Vanilli songs but it turned out that they weren't the original ones."

"[Call from cell company] We can give you 15 gigs for $100 Me: Excellent! *Puts the band back together"

"Ladies & gentleman this is ur captain speaking. I havent seen the new Star Wars yet. If I hear u discussing spoilers I will crash this plane"

"Hmmph! I've been trapped at my desk at work plenty of times and no one ever comes to rescue me."

"Why did the comedian cross the road? To tell me this joke."

"What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? 'eleph ino."

"How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They gave her a basketball."

"Clubbing I never have a good time going out to clubs. I can't seem to hit on any girls. All my friends pay to get in and hopefully leave with a one night stand. I pay to stand for one night."

"Only a fraction of you will understand this*. *There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator."