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Joke of the Day
"Hmmph! I've been trapped at my desk at work plenty of times and no one ever comes to rescue me."
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"What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? One's a Goodyear. The other's a *great* year."
"I'm writing a book on procrastination I'm only on page 1 sadly"
"Is your penis Ant-man? Because whenever it's time to impress, it shrinks."
"Why did the plane crash because the pilots we're muffins"
"French Joke Q. What do you call 100,000 Frenchmen with their hands up? A. The French Army."
"The real reason OP never delivers.."
"So, how do you make your truck look like Lance Armstrong? hang one tennis ball from the tailgate!!"
"Helium walks into a bar and orders a beer, the bartender says, ""Sorry, we don't serve noble gases here."" He doesn't react."
"Girl On Fire by Alicia Keyes would be a great theme song for a Vagisil commercial!"