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Joke of the Day

"Clubbing I never have a good time going out to clubs. I can't seem to hit on any girls. All my friends pay to get in and hopefully leave with a one night stand. I pay to stand for one night."

"Isaac Newton's theory. Isaac Newton was outside trying to explains the forces of the world and then it hit him."

"How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh Ten tickles"

"What's the difference between Bluetooth and The Titanic? The Titanic sinks."

"What's the best way to lose some pounds? Leave the EU."

"What do mermaids wear to math class? An algae-bra!"

"My autocorrect changes c**ts to China. Hey don't blame me. I'm not the racist code programmer."

"Let's talk about pre-mature ejaculation real quick. Ok, all done."

"In Episode III, why did Obi Wan not finish Anakin off after their duel? Because Anakin was unarmed."

"a Mexican, a German, a Muslim and a Chinese walked into a bar... can anyone finish this joke for me? went out with a group of friends, and this literally happened."