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Joke of the Day
"How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They gave her a basketball."
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"When my girlfriend told me she was pregnant, I wasn't prepared for all the changes I'd have to make... ...like my name, phone number, job, city where I live..."
"What was Lenin's favourite film? Tsar Wars episode III: Revenge of the scythe."
"This pumpkin spice toilet paper seems unnecessary, but I'll taste it nonetheless."
"My 16: ""How come when my friends come over you're suddenly the nicest mom in the world?"""
"Marriage should be traditional. As it was in The Bible. Between a man and a rib."
"Did you hear about the legless man who got his wheelchair taken away? He was floored."
"I think the only time my ex didn't fake an orgasm was when the judge signed the divorce papers."
"I asked my French friend if he watched superbowl... ...he said bowling is not so big in Europe."
"No, I haven't lost weight but ""spanx"" for asking."