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Joke of the Day

"Ladies & gentleman this is ur captain speaking. I havent seen the new Star Wars yet. If I hear u discussing spoilers I will crash this plane"

"How do you greet a German baker? Gluten Tag"

"What's the difference between your girlfriend's yeast infection and the brand of peanut butter your Mom used? The peanut butter was easier to get off the roof of your mouth ..."

"A man with a marine biology fetish comes back from vacation. His friends greet him with a warm whale cum."

"Before I lose my phone, end up naked, high, drunk and/or possibly arrested, I would like to wish you all a Happy Friday."

"What is Weird Al Yankovic's favorite pick up line? Hey, so are you familiar with my parodies? Yeah my PAIR O DEEZ NUTS!!!"

"Where does an 800 pound gorilla sleep? With the fishes."

"Condoms don't break They sexpire."

"Who's in charge of all the liquid measurements? The liter."

"What happens when you sing a country music song backwards? You get your wife, truck, and land back."