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Joke of the Day
"I once heard from Stalin that dark humor is like food... Not everybody gets it."
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"""Do you want to be the numerator or the denominator tonight...? You're so radical!"" How I hit on my imaginary mathematician girlfriend"
"127 MILLION? How are there 127 million subscribers when the Reddit population is WAY LESS????"
"Peadophiles are just fucking immature assholes"
"4: Let's hunt turkeys, Daddy. Me: How do we do that? 4: Put up a big sign that says, ""Come here, Turkeys!"" I might be raising Elmer Fudd."
"So my lesbian neighbours asked me what I wanted for my birthday... They got me a Rolex. I guess they misunderstood when I said ""I wanna watch""."
"support small businesses like a mouse selling tiny umbrellas or even a bee selling tiny umbrellas"
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from Gordon ramsey"
"What is the smallest mall? sMall !"
"What's the first thing you do when attacked by a gang of clowns? Go straight for the juggler."