119058
Joke of the Day
"Why did the comedian cross the road? To tell me this joke."
Next Joke
"Alice is travelling at a speed of light.. when a traffic police pulls along side and asks her name, she says she is alive."
"Why was the bottle laying down? someone flipped it."
"Jokes What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta"
"What band performed at the Jefferson memorial? Nickelback"
"Why are pigs such early risers? Did you ever try to shut off a rooster?"
"The story of the upvote DAT SHAT be unin a gut tiiime we needsa usa deaa oopvote us a doonvote n all da boom world bee hap hap@#! Der viginia is a centurfuge of paap!@#$%^&*()_+"
"""Whoever smelt it, dealt it..."" ""...so technically officer, this is YOUR marijuana"""
"Michelle takes Sasha and Malia on a trip to Paris for the week. Wanks Obama."
"What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? The pickpocket snatches watches..."