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Joke of the Day
"Why did the comedian cross the road? To tell me this joke."
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"Biotechnologists should invent a totally transparent groundhog. It'd look creepy as hell, but spring would come early forever."
"Donald Trump chose Mikey Pence as his vice-president... Did anyone else realize that Mickey and Donald will run America from now on? Walt Disney also could not have imagined this..."
"What do you call an Indian man standing on one leg? Balan Singh"
"Why are so many racist jokes about black people? Because black people can't read. Duh. I'll show myself out."
"If the opposite of con is pro... ...the opposite of constitution has to be prostitution."
"My friend went camping in the Serengeti with all sorts of lions roaming around It was in tents"
"So, I friended Paul Walker on XBox. Sadly though, he's always on the dashboard."
"From a Christmas Cracker: What did the puppy say when it sat on sandpaper? Ruff"
"How I flirt is how I run. It's funny to watch, I have no form, and I end up sweating like a mother fucker whenever it's over."