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Joke of the Day

"Only a fraction of you will understand this*. *There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator."

"What's the real reason old men take Viagra? So they don't roll out of bed!"

"In honor of America's upcoming Independence Day, do you know why America spells ""behavior"", ""color"", and ""humor"" the way they do? Because **fuck u**, that's why!"

"An excaped convict fell out of a polishing machine and landed on a worker. He was struck by a smooth criminal."

"How many people with alzheimer's does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the otherside!"

"I vacuumed up a huge spiderweb & then heard a thump in the workout room. The spiders are lifting weights before they attack me aren't they?"

"There are 11 types of people... People who understand binary, people who don't, and people who are tired of the same damn binary joke being reposted over and over."

"The Illuminati doesn't scare me They never even kill anyo"

"Wanna hear my favorite 4/20 joke? Heh... what?"

"Your mother is a head turner By that I mean that the gravitational field of her planetary body is trying to pull my head in orbit"