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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? 'eleph ino."
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"I just purchased duct tape at the Dollar Store to fix all of the other shit I bought at the Dollar Store. Life is going exactly as planned."
"me: what's ur favorite thing on the menu waiter: oh definitely the salmon me: oh yes ok i'll have the *orders something that is not salmon*"
"How is a dyslexic stand-up like an MMA fighter who comes home to find his GF in a gangbang? They both punchup the fuckline."
"I have a tip for all you lonely ladies on valentine's day... Or you can just take the whole thing."
"What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? get in the car :P"
"I love jokes about video games. They work on so many levels."
"my japanese friend keeps calling latex gloves pentadick condoms i guess the radiation is getting to his head too"
"My hammer is alot like my dick... About 20 years old and hooks slightly to the left"
"did you hear about the flying German pancakes in WW2? they were in the luftwaffle!"