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Joke of the Day

"What would George Washington do if he were alive right now? Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin."

"if you get killed while you have to pee your ghost will have to pee but it can't"

"Never tip a cow more than 15%."

"What was Poppin Fresh's new name after he was put into the witness protection program? John Dough"

"How can you find out the gender of an ant? Throw it in the water. If it sinks, it's a girl ant. If it floats, it's buoyant"

"What did adam say to eve? Let's save humanity."

"What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish shepherd? Mick Jagger yells ""Hey! You! Get off my cloud!"" The shepherd yells ""Hey! McLeod! Get off my ewe!"""

"I work for the world's biggest NanoTechnology company We're not very good"

"I hear if you are a woman in a relationship you have a better chance of getting a ring than LeBron does. pow. bam."

"I can't believe I just stopped a girl from being rapped. I got tired and stopped chasing her."