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Joke of the Day

"I hear if you are a woman in a relationship you have a better chance of getting a ring than LeBron does. pow. bam."

"Why did the smartphone go to jail... [OC] Because it was charged with battery"

"Sometimes, watching Spanish language TV is like dating. I can only understand every third word they say, but the boobs. Dios mio, the boobs!"

"What does an Australian use instaed of toilet paper? Bidet, mate."

"For sale: The entire Internet on 33,674,964,367 DVDs. Or without porn, on 54 DVDs."

"Why are black people good at basketball? Because it's all about shooting and stealing."

"The rats outside my apartment building are getting very bold. One of them just asked me for my number."

"Old school chicken joke Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and crossed the road again? Because he was a dirty double-crosser!"

"My children are the reason hurricanes are named after humans."

"What did Clinton say when accused of copying his homework from his girlfriend at Oxford? I did not have textual relations with that woman."