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Joke of the Day

"if you get killed while you have to pee your ghost will have to pee but it can't"

"Poker doesn't work well in Africa. There's just too many cheetahs."

"I don't like how far I have to scroll down when I enter my birth year online."

"What did the spilled noodles say to the sauce pan? I'm floored!"

"You know why the fiscal year ends in March and not December? Because the next year starts with April Fools' day."

"I've never grabbed less than fifteen napkins."

"What is it called when a bunch of people, all under 5'2"", go to a raging party? High wasted shorts!"

"I would tell you all a chemistry joke But it probably wouldn't get a reaction"

"What's your stand on renewable energy? I don't know about you, but I'm a Big Fan."

"Why does nobody like a rich stone? Because he takes everything for granite."