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Joke of the Day
"Never tip a cow more than 15%."
Next Joke
"Dad: Remember when I told you Santa wasnt real Me: Yea Dad: There's one more thing Me: Don't say it Dad: Retirement Me: *sobs uncontrollably"
"I love Ebay. Sold my homing pigeon 8 times last month."
"A stamp collector walks into a bar... He walks up to the hostess and says, ""You're more beautiful than any stamp in my collection"" She replied, ""Philately will get you nowhere."""
"What do vegan zombies eat? GRAAAIIINSSS!"
"What do you call earrings on a gay man? Queerings"
"It is so cold that Bill Clinton is sleeping with his own wife to keep warm!"
"I got a dog for my wife. It was a good trade."
"What do you call a gangster who is really in touch with his emotions? An emo-g "
"What do you call a very small villain? The Antagonist"