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Joke of the Day

"I went to a club and they played ""The Twist"", I did the twist. They played ""Jump"", I jumped. They played ""Come on Eileen""...I got kicked out for that one."

"Jerry Seinfeld is at Best Buy. ""We've got a great deal on TVs today"" the salesman says. ""What's the deal?"" Jerry says. The Best Buy explodes"

"What did the clock say when he was finished having sex? The time has come."

"What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea. What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no idea."

"What do you call a Hawaiian homosexual? A tropical fruit."

"I had a brush with the law last night. Those cops sure know how to style a brother's hair"

"As told to me by my 7 YO son this morning... Him: What's a pirates favorite letter? Me: ARRRGH! Him: You would think it would be ARRRGH but my first love be the ""C""!"

"What did Courtney Love say to Kurt Kobain after finding out he cheated on her? *""I'll give you one more shot""*"

"Gay people are such great dressers because they've spent a lot of time in the closet."

"Why is Jewish apple cake Jewish? Because it's baked in an oven..."