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Joke of the Day
"What did adam say to eve? Let's save humanity."
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"Like The Purge but everyone is tryin to murder Tim Allen & become the next Santa. Pls donate on kickstarter so I can finally feed my family."
"Sorry I yelled ""chug it"" to your baby, as you were breastfeeding."
"How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it"
"You wanna mess with me, pal? You wanna mess with the saddest man in town? I've got a whole crew of sad boys just waiting to burst into tears"
"Q: Why do ducks look so sad? A: Because when they preen their feathers, they look down in the mouth."
"I wanted to tell an NSA joke... But I feel like they've heard them all before."
"I like my women as i like my whiskey... 10 years old and locked in a basement"
"When did the Chinese man know it was time to go to the dentist? Tooth hurty"
"don't let the glasses fool you, I'm an idiot"