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Joke of the Day

"I work for the world's biggest NanoTechnology company We're not very good"

"Dating tip: Girls like guys who takes control. Pick up a horse and ask ""Where should I put this horse?"" When she tells you, say no"

"How much does a Satanist weigh? A pentagram."

"I can count on one hand the number of times I've blown four of my fingers off with illegal fireworks."

"What do you call weed from Denmark? Dansk kush."

"Did you hear about the cannibal who tried eating his clone? He was getting ahead of himself."

"When brands use cool words like ""bae"" on social media, I drive straight to their nearest location with all my money, ready to buy products."

"I kept telling a pun to the passersby during a marathon It was a running joke."

"I bet Pocahontas' name was actually Hontas but everybody just knew her by her high school nickname."

"When someone tries to hand me a baby, I say, ""No, thanks. I'm vegetarian."""