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Joke of the Day

"How can you find out the gender of an ant? Throw it in the water. If it sinks, it's a girl ant. If it floats, it's buoyant"

"I could be happily married to some dude for 50 year an id still be textin ma pals like ""omg do u think he likes me???"""

"Conductor: Again from measure 5 if you please. Voice from viola section: But Maestro we have no measure numbers."

"What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my fucking dick in your ass"

"You know that you are ghetto when you can fit 110 words into 140 characters."

"It's not that I'm a bad boyfriend. I'm just a horrible person."

"What do Bill Cosby and Santa Claus have in common? They both come while you're sleeping"

"What do you call a North Korean Gorilla? King Kong Un (From my younger brother)."

"An owl told me a great joke the other day. Oh man, *it was a hoot*!"

"What kind of music do chiropractors listen to? Hip-pop."