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Joke of the Day

"The last one on the news After the protests from the taxi drivers against uber, prostitutes from all over the world started to rise against tinder"

"A gorilla walks into a bar... And several people get up to leave seeing the possible danger of the situation."

"What's black and white and eats like a horse? A zebra."

"ME: i'm nervous WIFE: don't be. just be confident [later] BOSS: so do you think you'd be right for the job ME: *confidently* no"

"A Jew, a black, and a Muslim are on a frozen lake, not talking to each other... ...so I thought I would go over there and break the ice."

"A talented artist sculpts a dog out of melons. After it looks perfect, he takes a picture of it, then starts eating it. He is suddenly very sad. He was full of *melon-collie*."

"Love is a matter of chemistry, sex is a matter of physics."

"What do you call a horse who likes to carry all the groceries? A one trip pony :D"

"So John Travolta's career has been dwindling recently... I guess you could say he fell from Grease."

"I hate it when I forget to cut the tags off my sandwich and everyone's like ""New sandwich?"""