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Joke of the Day

"A Jew, a black, and a Muslim are on a frozen lake, not talking to each other... ...so I thought I would go over there and break the ice."

"Who was the heaviest of the Pharaohs? King Two-ton-khamen."

"My wife is like a Mermaid Below her pelvis, she smells like fish."

"A man with a lute... ..went to the pub for a drink, but the bouncer stopped him and said, ""Sorry mate, you're bard."""

"Why did the cow jump over the moon? Because the farmer had cold hands"

"A girl with kaleidoscope eyes sounds horrifying."

"How much do deodorant factory workers get paid? A pittance."

"What thinks the unthinkable? An itheberg"

"This is circular logic because this is circular logic."

"I don't need a drink in my hand to be happy. I'm also happy if the drink is on a table as long as it's still within arm's reach."