30629
Joke of the Day
"What do you call a horse who likes to carry all the groceries? A one trip pony :D"
Next Joke
"me: Hi it is nice to meet u. I am Jeff date: Are u reading off notecards M: Yes sex at ur place sounds gr-wait crap these are out of order"
"""Look guide here are some LION tracks."" ""Good. You see where they go and I'll find out where they came from."""
"What's worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding half a worm!"
"My PhD student claims to have made a breakthrough in hyperbolic mathematics Turns out he was just exaggerating"
"Ok pregnant ladies. Today's the day! #LaborDay"
"Q: How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Uh...standby I'll check on that."
"What did the doctor say to the midget in his waiting room? You're just gonna have to be a little patient."
"As it turns out you cannot recharge your cell plugging it in to an electric eel. I'm just glad this aquarium had a paramedic on duty."
"[At the register] ""Find everything ok?"" ""No I figured I'd get in line, pay for just a few things, then start the process all over again."""