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Joke of the Day
"What's black and white and eats like a horse? A zebra."
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"What were the people on the laugh track laughing at, and couldn't we watch that instead?"
"Whenever I see an elderly person who looks lost and confused, I stop and take a moment to feed 'em a peanut."
"hey ther delilah wats it like in gotham city is the joker stil in jail-- i mean yes babe u look so prety yes u do batman is not a cool as u"
"How do you drown a hipster? In the mainstream"
"What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless"
"How do you find the pilot at a party? He'll tell you."
"Stranger:So,you're a parent? Me: Yes,proud dad of a 5yo w/ special needs S:cool, I'm sort of a parent too, 2 dogs and a cat Me:.... Nope"
"Nobody's perfect! Q: What did the verb say when the words have, has, and had were removed from the English language? A: ""Nobody's perfect!"""
"If ignorance truly is bliss, my coworkers must be in a constant state of euphoria."