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Joke of the Day

"What's black and white and eats like a horse? A zebra."

"They say 1 out of 3 people in a relationship cheat. I can't decide if it's my wife or my girlfriend."

"I used to be addicted to soap, but i'm clean now."

"Girlfriend bugging you to get married? Propose to her in the most inappropriate place. ""I'll have the McChicken. AND YOUR HAND IN MARRIAGE!"""

"Why did the toilet want to start a rebellion? Because he was a slave to the cistern!"

"Don't start or end a job in July Because you'll be asked ""July on your resume?"""

"That's a nice ham you've got there... ... it'd be a shame if somebody put an 's' at the front and an 'e' at the end."

"*Pillsbury Doughboy approaches mic* I would like to apologize for my recent actions, but would remind you I never claimed to be a roll model"

"Do you eat to much sodium? Na."

"Why did the duck get a red card? For fowl play."