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Joke of the Day

"So John Travolta's career has been dwindling recently... I guess you could say he fell from Grease."

"Just saw a rainbow.........great now the sky is gay"

"What time is it in Ireland when someone farts too much? Two-forty (use an Irish accent)... It's two-farty"

"What did the pencil say? Nevermind, it's pointless."

"""Asphyxiate' would be worth like a million points..."" I thought to myself as I lay choking on a Scrabble tile."

"Mother tells her computer geek son, ""Go get a carton of milk, and if they have eggs, get 6."" So he goes, and returns with 6 cartons of milk."

"In a recent sleep study performed by clowns 9 out of 10 people didn't even know they were being watched."

"What's another name for a dictator? A penis potato!"

"When I woke up today, I had no plans to be awesome, it just happened."

"Friendly Competition my girlfriend and i often laugh about how competitive we are. but i laugh more :)"