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Joke of the Day
"Murphy's Law - If it can go wrong, it will go wrong. Cole's Law - shredded cabbage in mayo"
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"[In a cucumber submarine] 1st mate: *inspecting leak* we're taking on saltwater captain Cptn: hm yes looks like we're in quite the pickle"
"Did you hear about the laptop RAM that was raped and had no memory of it? They say it was SO-DIMMy."
"Is it hot in here, or is it just me? - Joan of Arc"
"Why do orphans like tennis? Only place they can get love"
"What's the best way to make a girl weak in the knees? Kick em."
"How do you make a nun pregnant? NSFW Dress her up as an altar boy."
"If anyone wants a tiger let me know. I bought one but he's being a d-bag and won't wear the matching sunglasses I bought us."
"Who called it the NHL instead of the Just Ice League"
"If your girlfriend starts smoking... Slow down and use a lubricant."