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Joke of the Day

"I'm gonna make a alternate account so I can catfish myself. I know what I like so I may fall for it"

"Bad jokes are hereditary They pun in the family."

"It's not my fault that I'm lazy. It walks in the family."

"[doctors exam] ""I'm feeling a lump here. Here's another. You have several lumps."" -uh oh, what does that mean doc? ""it means you're fat"""

"""Don't Kid Yourself"" would be the greatest brand name for birth control pills."

"My favourite part about playing video games is probably thwarting evil. You never get to thwart anything in real life. I like to thwart."

"I don't trust stairs They're always up to something"

"Worst joke I could think of. A man walks into a bar, it hurt. Watch where the fuck you're going."

"Have you seen stieve wonders house? -niether did he"

"Kayne West Knocked Up Kim Kardashian No punchline needed."