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Joke of the Day

"Do you know how to convert a dishwasher into an automatic snowplow? Give that bitch a shovel. (I'm not really a sexist pig... But that's still one of my favorite jokes.)"

"Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy."

"My seven year old grandson made this one up. Why did the guy take his (computer) tablet to the cemetery? Because it was dead."

"What's the difference between Reddit and 4chan? One is a group of immature internet trolls....and the other thinks it isn't."

"A blind man walks into an i store ""2 please"""

"I needed a password at least eight characters long so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs..."

"What was the shy rock's wish? To be a little boulder!"

"A priest, a rabbi, two penguins, a giraffe, and an elephant walk into a bar. The bartender says, ""What is this, a joke?"""

"[Wheel] _'D L_K_ TO SOL__ TH_ P_ZZL_ I'd like to solve the puzzle, Pat Go ahead I'd like to solve the puzzle Yes, go ahead No, I'd like to.."

"Do you know why the ""deez nuts"" guy is in prison? He's nuts."