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Joke of the Day
"Why can't you trust anything MATTER says? Because it makes up everything."
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"I don't know why they don't let priests marry and have kids seems like a great way to guarantee they don't have sex."
"What do you get if you cross a monster with a flea? Lots of very worried dogs."
"Whats The hardest thing about rollerblading Telling your Dad you're Gay"
"My brain is like the Bermuda Triangle Information goes in, but is often never found again"
"How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just two. It only requires that either the people are very small or the light bulb is very large."
"If you drop your pants for a ""surprise checkup"" and hear your doctor's belt buckle hit the floor, you should probably head for the hills"
"I get asked why I have a scar on my ass. The coat hangar missed."
"I got banned from the hardware store Every time I walk in, all the stud finders start beeping."
"Making my voice mail message say ""Just hang up and text me."""