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Joke of the Day
"What's the best thing about being a Shemale Can participate in mixed doubles alone"
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"My girlfriend has Parkinson's Disease. And the hand jobs are AMAZING!"
"-What should we name this creature w/ big feet? ""Bigfoot"" -And this w/ saber teeth? ""Sabertooth"" -And this beaverduck? ""Platypus"" -wtf dude"
"Everyone criticizes the Salem Witch Trials, but we haven't had a witch attack in over 200 years."
"In the middle ages, it didn't take long to learn human anatomy. You could learn it all with one knight and a scalpel."
"My fav sci-fi this year is the Bank of America ad where the 30 year old dude with a new baby has $56k in his checking account."
"This jokes called, ""Chumbawama"" and it starts out really nice, but if you want to know the punch-line..... Hey...buy the rights."
"I bought Nickelback's greatest hits And it was just a blank CD."
"What's it called when you're killing time at work hiding in the bathroom? Stalling."
"People think I'm a good listener but I'm really just solid at nodding"