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Joke of the Day

"Gays in the military ""If gay men were allowed in the army, Saving Private Ryan will be a lot shorter, because it wouldn't take them 3 hours to find Matt Damon"" Adam Hills"

"A guy goes in to see a psychologist. He says ""It seems I can't make any friends. Can you help me you fat slob?"""

"Charlie Manson has served his time, it's time to release him back into society. Somewhere near Justin Bieber."

"Snail Racing My friend owned a racing snail. It never won any races so he removed the shell to make it go faster. Sadly it didn't work, if anything it made it more sluggish"

"I don't like generalizations... They all suck."

"What do black guy's have that is twice the size of white men's, and expands upon contact with a woman? A criminal record."

"A wise man once said that ice on the ground is great. He fell"

"One from france Do you know why 50% of women on earth will never have an orgasm? Well I can't be everywhere at the same time."

"Policeman: Do you know how fast you were going? Motorist: No you're the one with the radar."

"What do you call a twig that won't stop looking in the mirror? A narcissistick."