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Joke of the Day
"I fold my laundry just like everyone else. About 3 weeks after the dryer buzzes."
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"There are 2 things I hate in this world People and hypocrites"
"Broke a light bulb today. Seven years of bad ideas?"
"I'm pretty sure that the guy who wrote about the Apocalypse was a meteorologist."
"""do you answer the phone while having sex"" a woman asks her friend. The friend says ""only if its my husband calling me..he's my husband after all""."
"What did the dragonball z fan say when he wanted to go to the toilet? I need to goku the toilet"
"Whats the difference between Outlaws and Mother-in-laws? Outlaws are wanted."
"Whats the difference between fridge and a 14 year old boy? The Fridge dosen't cry when you put the meat in"
"The most terrifying thing a woman can say to me is ""notice anything different?"""
"Where do they weigh whales? At the whale weigh station of course."