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Joke of the Day
"Never judge a book by it's cover....."
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"What's the difference between being erotic and kinky? Erotic is when you use a feather. Kinky is when you use the whole dam bird!"
"A wife comes home and says, ""Pack your bags, honey, I just won the lottery!"" The guy says, ""Great darling. Should I pack for the ocean or the mountains?"" She says, ""I don't care, get out!"""
"A skelleton goes to the bar and says ""Can I have a pint and a mop..."""
"If a guy from Boston ever asks if you want to smoke a hookah be careful You might end up shooting a prostitute."
"My friend lost his left hand... He's all right now."
"Why are cemeteries surrounded with walls? Because people are dying to get in there."
"A blonde a brunette and Ellen Pao walk into a bar... This content has been censored by Ellen Pao because it was harassing her personal interests"
"Apple products of late is a crime against good design The iPhone battery case should be charged as an accessory"
"Asian women look 16 forever and one day out of nowhere look 159 years old."