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Joke of the Day
"Never judge a book by it's cover....."
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"A guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, ""Yes, No, Yes, No, Yes..."""
"occupation: the family disappointment"
"I've seen a lot of great photos of babies in my life, so if you want my like on Facebook you better bring it."
"""If you prick us, do we not bleed? If you tickle us, do we not laugh? If you-"" *interrupting* haha, he said prick"
"What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Bob"
"What's the most confusing holiday in Harlem? Father's Day"
"I may not show up to work on time, but dammit I leave early."
"Why the java programmer wear glasses? He couldn't C#"
"So I suggested to my wife that she'd look sexier with her hair back... Which is apparently an insensitive thing to say to a cancer patient."