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Joke of the Day
"My friend lost his left hand... He's all right now."
Next Joke
"What do internet football fans sing? E we go E we go E we go!"
"Condescending Joke You"
"The noblest of dogs is the hot dog, it feeds the hand that bites it."
"I hate when people text me ""what are you doing?"" at 1:00 pm on a weekday. Well I don't have your Art History degree, so probably ""working""."
"Jesus only had 12 followers, also one sold him out to die and another unfollowed Him right before He died. So I guess I'm not doing too bad."
"[at home on video conference call] Yeah boss I don't know why I keep dropping. Maybe my connection is bad. *pauses Netflix on 2nd monitor*"
"I've just started a band called 999 Megabytes. We haven't done a gig yet."
"Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff? Tequillllaaaa"
"Her: I'm sorry my baby keeps crying. He's got teeth coming in. Me: Well, don't worry, I'll sign for them..."