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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between being erotic and kinky? Erotic is when you use a feather. Kinky is when you use the whole dam bird!"

"""One man's trash is another man's treasure."" is one way to tell your kid that they're adopted."

"How is the layer of fat around a woman's vagina called? Woman."

"The technology behind whiteboards is remarkable."

"Obama proved a black man can even be president.. And that no matter how high up a black man gets he can't get out of government housing!"

"What does a wolf lick a ram with? His tungsten"

"Running in front of cars some sort of gang initiation for dogs?"

"Life advice: If someone ever tells you ""I'll be there in thirty minutes"", you should ALWAYS respond with ""You've got twenty"" and hang up."

"People who continually put the toilet paper roll in backwards are evolutionary dead-ends, like the Neanderthal."

"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Well I guess none; they just put the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them."