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Joke of the Day
"Why are cemeteries surrounded with walls? Because people are dying to get in there."
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"Who was the greatest motherfucker in history? Oedipus."
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"What do Ted Cruz and Donald Trump's dad have in common? They both waited too long to pull out."
"What's the difference between a microwave and anal sex? A microwave doesn't brown your meat"
"My doctor said no more drinking. so I froze my alcohol into cubes and ate them."
"* feels winds of change * realizes it's just a hole in my shorts"
"What do you get when you roll weed on a dictionary? ...High Definition"
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"5 out of 6 people would recommend it... 5 out of 6 people who played Russian roulette, would recommend it to others."