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Joke of the Day

"A skelleton goes to the bar and says ""Can I have a pint and a mop..."""

"I wish my car ran on shattered dreams instead of gas. I'd be able to make it to Canada on my failed ninja goals alone."

"Why did the chicken kill itself? To get to the other side"

"I tried to buy a new boomerang today but I couldn't throw my old one away."

"It would be awesome to have friends as committed to keeping in touch as much as bill collectors are."

"What do you call a gay indian? A Brave Sucker Best friends dad coughed this one up to his son-in-law that was native american."

"What do you call a bee with a toe? ""Toby"""

"Someone accused the Mona Lisa of killing a man. But I think she's been framed"

"Imagine a world without war where we remember scientists and artists."

"Sometimes I'm so pessimistic, I feel like a German vegetarian I'm always fearing the wurst"