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Joke of the Day

"Apple products of late is a crime against good design The iPhone battery case should be charged as an accessory"

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"How Gabe Newell counts to 10 1, 2, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10"
"Why can't Mexicans cross the border in three's? Because there's no TRESpassing"
"An old man says to the doctor ""I piss like a horse at 6 each morning, poop like a goose at 7."" The doctor says ""Then what's the problem?"" The old man says ""I don't get out of bed until 8."""
"I wrote in my diary and went through it with a bright yellow marker. It was the hi lite of my day."
"""I like every kind of music except country"" -teens who are into hip-hop, classical, barbershop quartets, celtic music, big band, and chants."
"Ancient guys used to invent good stuff because they never had to untangle their headphones seventy three times every day."
"My girlfriend told me she's going to break up with me if I don't stop with these nosebleeds... So I tell her ""Hey, if you can find better tickets, YOU look for them!"""
"What kind of noodles do they eat in the hood? Spaghetto."
"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because seven was a registered six offender."
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