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Joke of the Day

"A blonde a brunette and Ellen Pao walk into a bar... This content has been censored by Ellen Pao because it was harassing her personal interests"

"SOUND GUY: [taps microphone] this is a test, testing, testing...1, 2, 3.. MICROPHONE: [sweatig profusley] OH GOD, UH. FOUR?!! FOUR, IS IT FOUR"

"I had reconstructive bone surgery It wasn't Humerus"

"Every time I click on AMAs That's all the time we have, thanks everyone!"

"What did the ocean said to the shore? Nothing, it just waved."

"What direction does a Walter White-themed GPS tell you to turn? Goddamn right."

"Its ironic.... ... that you lot just don't get irony."

"How many perverts does it take to insert a light bulb? Only one; However, it takes an entire emergency ward to get it back out again."

"When I was in college, I had sex roughly 5 times a week... but I had sex gently a lot more."

"KNOCK KNOCK ""I am already owning one."""